There once was a girl who went by many names (though answered to one), who lived in many places (though belonged in none), who walked with brisk poise (though would never run), and smiled often (though had little fun), and this said girl was ready to shake it up.
"A vacation from sex, lies, philosophy and men!"
She found herself bankrupt, bored, ambivalent, and bleached,
Incessantly itched for things just out of reach,
And decided to become the most noble, determined,
selfishly driven creature of all.
Career work money progress achieve
Make it, break it, fake it, leave
Pitch, Plow, Pound, Pay
Evening, midnight, morning, day.
A New Plan
Not the a, or b, or c, or d.
A New Plan
Labeled "me."
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
Will there be too much room?
Sex, Lies, Philosophy, and Men
Delicious distractions draining the pen
She likes you fine, she like you most
But now she sits upon this coast.
A New Plan
Not the e, or f, or g.
A New Plan
Labeled "independency."
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
Will it lead to her doom?
The Male Embargo of 2008
Dance with Chance, play with Fate.
Risk-taking boys always throwing dice.
Ambitious girls always playing so nice.
For her-- Sex, Lies, Philosophy
Seem to come quite naturally.
Toil Toil Trick Trounce
Ready, Steady, Smile, Pounce!
Now, you can call her any name you desire,
But beware, you could be the first she'll fire.
[Chick(a) Chick(a) : "Boom! Boom!"]
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